***recently published features & projects: miss leeds 2011 - backstage

The dense perfumed air thumps you square in the nose. Tongues quickly stick thick with hairspray. Tongs fizz and click, heels clip and clop and there's enough fake tan to cast a small army of Oompa-Loompa's. Welcome to backstage at Miss Leeds 2011, regional heat for the Miss England Finals.